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Stay Positive: How to treat your girl right.
- Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.
- Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.
- Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any…
Laughed when I read this: “The male buttocks brilliantly compose the smartest of asses. In comparison to other species, the human male has a rounded, rather protrusive buttock region. To put it lightly, he’s got a bulbous ass.”
Attraction cannot be held in your hand. It can’t be displayed in a storefront, nor can it be bottled and sold. In fact, attraction may be one of the last true intangibles left in this world.
Panini and scrambled eggs for breakfast.
Sucking too hard on your lollipop~
Alcoholic chocolate.
Camera whore.
